Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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