Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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