big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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