I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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