I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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