The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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