Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
he fucked my hip out of place.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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