I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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