That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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