you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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