so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Randomize