apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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