We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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