I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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