you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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