Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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