erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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