1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
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We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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