I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
