god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Never underestimate the power of titties
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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