You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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