Say something about gay babies.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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