he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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