i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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