It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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