Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
you had me at cake vodka
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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