so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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