Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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