piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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