so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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