It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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