Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
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