Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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