If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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