i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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