is wine microwaveable?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
