Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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