Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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