Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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