I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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