i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
