I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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