Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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