Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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