Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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