She said her name was "party"
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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