Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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