let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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