dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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