i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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