"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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