Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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