marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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