I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Do vagina's smell?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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