But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
